Top Ten Superhero Lairs!

Longbox Graveyard #117

Having recently completed my own secret headquarters, my thoughts naturally turned to comic book secret lairs, and how I might rank them. And Lo … a Top Ten was born!

Like all of my Longbox Graveyard Top Tens, my choices are idiosyncratic and non-authoritative. I could more accurately call these lists “Favorite Tens” — but that wouldn’t stimulate as much interest (or conversation, as these posts invariably provoke a storm of comments setting me straight on my dubious selections). There are also the usual caveats that my selections are influenced by my obsession with the Bronze and Silver Age of comics, and that there are blind spots from my decades-long Odinsleep away from funnybooks, rendering me ignorant of many more recent developments in the field.

And one additional caveat, or maybe a semantic clarification … I’m talking about comic book lairs here, secret or otherwise, and by that I mean anyplace that primarily serves as the base of operations for a comic book character or group. This definition excludes kingdoms (Atlantis), planets (Apokolips), planetoids and asteroids (Titan, and Asteroid M), regions (the Savage Land), and nations (Madripoor … though an awesome base inside a nation is fair game, as we shall see). It also (barely) excludes superheroic city-states, so … sorry, Attilan.

What does that leave? Plenty, starting with …

10) The Outer Space Floating Palace of Awesome Skulls!

Near as I can tell, this only appeared in the Infinity Gauntlet, and it never got a proper name, but anyone who grew up with an Iron Maiden poster on their wall will agree that Thanos’ little outer space palace of death is radical, dude!

George Perez, Infinity Gauntlet #1

When you have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of your fingers, limiting yourself to such juvenile decorating sensibilities might seem a little … unimaginative. But Thanos is working through some pretty serious girlfriend issues, and he is a death god, after all. Just go with it.

9) Sanctum Sanctorum

Doctor Strange’s Greenwich Village Sanctum Sanctorum is the very definition of groovy. Sumptuously appointed, home to priceless artifacts, and our world’s first line of defense against supernatural threats, the Sanctum Sanctorum is like the Library of Congress, NORAD, and Murder House from season one of American Horror Story all rolled into one!

The Sanctum Sanctorum

Bonus points for the Sanctum’s other wizard-in-residence — the lovely Clea — and loyal manservant Wong, who possesses unexpected capacities, not least of which is that he brews a mean cup of tea.

8) Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters

The only school a comics-reading youth actually wants to go to, Professor Xavier’s upstate New York academy appeared in the very first issue of X-Men back in 1963, and have become a pivotal part of the X-Men mythology, both on the screen and in the pages of innumerable X-books.

Xavier's School

Of course, like many things in comics, the sublime concept of a secret superhero base masquerading as a learning academy has been trampled upon through the years, with Xavier’s hallowed halls eventually reduced to ruins, and some newfangled Jean Grey school rising in their place … but for decades, school was cool at Xavier’s little sleep-away camp, and that the school was also a center for defending and preserving mutant culture gave the place just that much more gravitas. Plus … Danger Room!

7) Castle von Doom

This is one of only two supervillain bases on my list — not because villains don’t have cool bases, but because those darn heroes keep wrecking them. Fu Manchu, Magnetto, and Arcade have all had ace digs at various times, but with legions of superheroes tromping through the lobby and punching people through walls, it’s difficult to keep the lights on.

Visit Latveria

Here’s where Doctor Doom has an edge. As monarch of Latveria, Doom has the ultimate home field advantage. Not only does he have a creepy ancestral castle that would make Dracula green with envy, but he’s also boss of the whole darn country, so even if the Fantastic Four trash his digs, it is a trivial matter for Doom to rebuild. Having your “secret” headquarters listed in the Michelin Guide has its liabilities, but it only seems fitting that Doctor Doom — that most arrogant of villains — would brazenly hide in plain sight.

6) The Baxter Building

World famous headquarters of the Fantastic Four, the Baxter Building was the first iconic address in the Marvel Universe, and in many ways remains the most important.

The Baxter Building

This building has it all — sophisticated laboratories, rocket silos, and a portal to the Negative Zone. Doctor Doom tried to carry it away in a net, and Galactus set up his planet-devouring apparatus on the Baxter Building’s roof. I always found it especially charming that the Baxter Building had regular civilian residents, too, who would complain about Ben Grimm stomping around on the ceiling or the Human Torch speeding past their window while they were taking a shower. While the current Baxter Building is a kinda-sorta replica of the original built on the foundations of the first headquarters, it does at least share the name and address of the original iteration, which is more than I can say for many of the locations on this list.

5) Justice League Satellite

One of the greatest creations of the Silver Age of comics, the Justice League Satellite is home to the world’s greatest superheroes, and taught a generation the meaning of the term, “geostationary!”

Justice League Satellite

Like much of the best of DC Comics, the Justice League Satellite was sacrificed during the Crisis On Infinite Earths … which seemed like a good idea at the time, but nothing that has followed has ever been remotely so cool as that Justice League clubhouse located 22,300 miles above the earth. The Silver Age DC characters were the ultimate “science heroes” and nothing suited them better than traveling to and from their many meetings by teleportation beam.

4) Avengers Mansion

The Avengers are superhero royalty, so what better place for them to live than in the Gilded Age splendor of the Tony Stark family mansion on New York’s Fifth Avenue?

Avengers Mansion, animation style!

Like many entries on this list (and it is getting depressing typing this out again and again), Avengers Mansion has been cruelly devalued in recent years, having been several times destroyed and rebuilt, and now presently headquarters to something called the Avengers Unity Squad, which sounds like a suite of Microsoft business tools. But before our present era of unwise line-extensions and mandatory summer cross-overs, Avengers Mansion was the center of the Marvel Universe, home to the Vision (before John Byrne messed him up), the Scarlet Witch (before she went crazy) and the indefatigable Jarvis (before he became a disembodied A.I. voice in the movies).

And you wonder why I prefer old comic books?

3) S.H.I.E.L.D. Hellicarrier

As Tom Mason noted when we named Nick Fury the manliest superhero of them all, it takes a special pair of stones to operate out of a “secret base” that’s as big as an aircraft carrier and that also flies through the air. But that’s our Fury for you!

Strange Tales #135

The Hellicarrier has had a lot of looks through the years, but I still prefer the original Jack Kirby design, introduced during one of the greatest “reveals” in comics history in the pages of Strange Tales #135. Since that time, the Hellicarrier has been grounded, crashed, subverted, and even wrecked by Godzilla, but the secret flying spy base always rises again … and thanks to a starring turn in the Avengers movie, the Hellicarrier is today more popular than ever before.

2) The Fortress of Solitude

While it has been reinvented many times down through the decades, the mission of the Fortress of Solitude still cleaves close to its Silver Age roots, as a hidden retreat for Superman. It really is the answer to the age-old question of what you get for the man who has it all …

Fortress of Solitude

The Fortress of Solitude is the most alien and contemplative of the locations on this list, housing as it does what remains of Krypton (including a bottled city), as well as the other artifacts and memorabilia of Superman’s life. It is an exotic and vaguely creepy retreat, and while I have generally given contemporary comics a hard time (both on this list and at Longbox Graveyard in general), the Fortress of Solitude may never have been more intriguing than in Grant Morrison’s All-Star Superman, where the complex is revealed to house bizarre genetic labs and miniature suns. Located in an arctic fastness and stocked with otherworldly enigmas, the Fortress of Solitude is the least cozy homestead on this list, but it is certainly the greatest …

… but for one …

1) Pet Avengers Mansion (!)

Located behind Avengers Mansion, Pet Avengers Mansion is headquarters to Hairball, Throg, and Lockjaw, the intrepid Pet Avengers! Unquestionably the greatest superhero headquarters in all of comics, the …

… the …

Pet Avengers Mansion

… oh, all right. Of course the backyard base of the Pet Avengers isn’t tops on this list (though if I could unearth records of a meeting place for the Legion of Super-Pets, it surely would have claimed a spot). But, sheesh, we all know what’s #1.








It’s the Bat Cave, silly!

1) The Bat Cave

Secrets of the Bat Cave, by Dick Sprang

But it does say something about the nature of comics that what is certainly the greatest superhero hang-out of them all seems … not boring, exactly, but kind of predictable. I’m not doubting the Bat Cave’s cool factor for a second, but after seeing the place so many times in comics, film, and television, I guess I’m just a little over the whole idea (but not so over it that I’d rank it anywhere but the top of this list, nor would I turn down the opportunity of having my very own Bat Cave under the house!)

So there you have it, True Believers, the Longbox Graveyard list of the greatest superhero lairs in comics. What did I miss? What did I underrate? Take me to task in the comments section, below!

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Posted on November 27, 2013, in Lists! and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 48 Comments.

  1. 10. The Batcave
    9. The Watcher’s Sanctum, Blue Area of the Moon
    8. The Sanctum Sanctorum
    7. Infinite Avengers Mansion! That thing was cool.
    6. The Teen Titans… building shaped like a T. I’m 80% certain it never existed in any comic continuity, and I don’t care. It’s a building shaped like a T where five teenagers live.
    5. The SHIELD Helicarrier, for sure
    4. The Secret Sanctuary! The Justice League’s original base, repping Rhode Island. Later became the Doom Patrol’s headquarters.
    3. Fortress of Solitude
    2. The Jean Grey School
    1. The Baxter Building


    • Good list! We have a lot of cross-over but putting the Bat Cave #10 is spoiling for a fight (and controversy is a critical component of any Top Ten list, so I’m not complaining).

      I had Titans Tower on my original list, and dropped it at the last moment when I realized I’d made the embarrassing omission of the Baxter Building (d’oh!). The T-shaped building definitely appeared in the Wolfman/Perez run, which is the only Titans I know.

      I’d like to learn more about The Secret Sanctuary. My JLA knowledge is pretty thin, as is my DC knowledge in general. Over on Twitter, Ryan McSwain reminded me that I’d overlooked the upside-down rocketship clubhouse of the Legion of Superheroes, which is a great catch and entirely on me for the omission, as I’ve been reading a bit of Silver Age Legion recently and that goofy location features prominently.


  2. Reblogged this on johnsonreginald3.


  3. Now that’s what I call impressive real estate!


  4. Helicarrier is awesome, but Nick was always on the job there.

    Much better to go relax in a high-tech teenage treehouse of steel: the Titans Tower, indeed. The Legion of Super Heroes had a groovy HQ, but Titans Tower had more style. Cyborg’s dad built it, as revealed in issue #7 in 1981. Cyborg’s dad, who worked at S.T.A.R. labs, also built Cyborg, as more fully explained in Cyborg’s origin issue in the 1982 limited series of Titans origins.

    Geoff Johns and Mike McKone also used the Tower, which Wolfman and Perez created. We really enjoyed the first 25 issues or so of the Johns run on Teen Titans in the early 2000s, culminating in a very bad day for Superboy – the Superboy cloned from both Kent and Luthor DNA. It’s the only other run we’ve enjoyed as much as the Perez days.

    Wayne’s mansion probably makes a more fun hang-out than that damp, creepy cave. The cave impresses Batman’s buddies and comrades, but how many of his dates does he take down there?


  5. The old S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ beneath the barber shop was not without its charms, too.

    The problem with Wayne Manor is Aunt Harriet always mooning about. It’s a wonder more dates didn’t see the Bat Cave with that cock blocker on patrol!


  6. Asteroid M deserves honorable mention here!


    • Asteroid M almost made it! I think I gerrymandered it out of consideration with some dumbass prohibition of planetoids (which maintained the eligibility of the JLA Satellite while disqualifying the computer/moon of Thanos’ Titan, and allowed a special permit for Thanos’s floating death palace).

      I do think about these things. Too much.


  7. Great list. The only oversight I can think of is the Legion of Superheroes clubhouse – especially the one that looked like a giant rocket. Then again, I am a sucker for anything LOSH.


  8. Tell me this, where did the giant penny and T-Rex in the Bat-cave come from?


  9. Project;Time-Stalkers,Inc.will beat them all.It’s the size of a Borg Cube,buried underground,has a Time-tunnel wormhole stargate,lots of space-bits of all these headuarters.


  10. One nice thing about the Bat Cave is the short commute!

    Some great lairs on this list, though, and I agree with you that old comics are better, and they’ve messed up a lot of these cool “clubhouses” not to mention the superhero groups themselves. And I even agree with you on Morrison’s Fortress of Solitude. In fact, Superman in general is one character who might be better now than in the Silver and Bronze Ages.


    • Superman is a difficult character to get right, particularly in a team setting. When he’s the only superhero in the world, he’s kind of cool. When he’s knocked out by magic or something so the rest of the team has to save the day, not so much.

      Superman for me is a man of his time, and that time is the 1930s. I think he works best with running boards and men in hats and social unrest and rising Fascism.

      But time marches on.


      • You must be a fan of the Max Fleischer Superman cartoons. Those are great. Anyway, I think a good superhero can (and must) change to reflect the times, either reflecting the people of the times, or reflecting the heroic ideal of those times. This also helps the hero stay relevant and relatable. Superman is certainly capable of changing to reflect the times, though with far different parameters than a Batman, of course.


        • I know that I am tilting at windmills here. Fictional characters — especially those published in serial form — need to change with their times. And I am fully aware that an important franchise like Superman can’t serve my narrow and specific nostalgic needs.

          (But a guy can dream)


  11. A great list, and well-argued. I enjoyed reading it. Just to nitpick, I’d switch Castle Von Doom (boring, straightforward architecture — plus castles are probably more dank than the Batcave) for the original LOSH augured-in rocket. But that is clearly not an original point of view, so I’ll stop yelling into the echo chamber.


    • That Legion of Superheroes rocket clubhouse is super-cool, you are right. It just seems to me the Legion should be serving hamburgers and rootbeer floats out the back door of the place on roller skates. You know, if that WAS the case, I’d put it at #1 for sure.


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